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reductionismandthebeast: girl-like-that: dontpanicllama: the-sama: lovetherunning: luci-is-my-homeboy: caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas: mylifeisdestiel: eyecaandyland: (math book) The deepest cavern in Carlsbad caverns is 1,567 feel below its entrance making it the deepest cave in the United States Holy. Shit. My math book just insulted me.  “Someone grabbed his arm.” Does this mean I’m going to be a hoe? ” He though about the matter for several days” I think this means he isn’t sure if he wants to have sex with me? book: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. “Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room & made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” - Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone. OH MY GOD. “That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut “Found a piece of wood about the right length.” - The Color of Magic  “Oh, God, I hope so.” - Boy Meets Girl by Meg Cabot  “Wow.” Accidentally Dead - Dakota Cassidy. “Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised. Game of Thrones by George. R. R. Martin. “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! O-ho, sleep tight.”  Love all the people - letters, lyrics, routines by Bill Hicks.

reductionismandthebeast:

girl-like-that:

dontpanicllama:

the-sama:

lovetherunning:

luci-is-my-homeboy:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

mylifeisdestiel:

eyecaandyland:

(math book) The deepest cavern in Carlsbad caverns is 1,567 feel below its entrance making it the deepest cave in the United States

Holy. Shit. My math book just insulted me. 

“Someone grabbed his arm.” Does this mean I’m going to be a hoe?

” He though about the matter for several days” I think this means he isn’t sure if he wants to have sex with me? book: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

“Aunt Petunia found a few moldy blankets in the second room & made up a bed for Dudley on the moth-eaten sofa.” - Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone.

OH MY GOD.

“That old man with spotted hands invited me to think of the several ways in which cannonballs might be stacked on a courthouse lawn, of the several ways in which oranges might be packed into a crate.” - Cat’s Cradle, Vonnegut

“Found a piece of wood about the right length.” - The Color of Magic 

“Oh, God, I hope so.” - Boy Meets Girl by Meg Cabot 

“Wow.” Accidentally Dead - Dakota Cassidy.

“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised. Game of Thrones by George. R. R. Martin.

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! O-ho, sleep tight.”  Love all the people - letters, lyrics, routines by Bill Hicks.

(Source: loveclaire)

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